“omg it’s been a year” “omg it’s been a year” “omg it’s been a year” and in a week, people from my high school will be saying the same shit. fml.
OMG I FIXED MY COMPUTER SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN.
i failed.
me:
you still have the wrong birthday on facebook. i just got an email telling me to wish you happy birthday. ON MAY TENTH.
him:
first time you wished me happy birthday was on MAY TENTH, WHICH SUCKS BECAUSE I FELT ALL UNIMPORTANT. BYE.
work issues no. two
me:
hi, are you ready to order?
lady:
i want what my friend got
me:
sorry i don't know who your friend is, can you tell me what ice cream they got?
lady:
i just want what my friend got
me:
i'm sorry, i don't know who your friend is and what ice cream they got.
lady:
I WANT WHAT MY FRIEND HAS
turns out, her friend ordered raspberry cheesecake like an hour ago and i was supposed to have known that, according to her :
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